Sorry Mom & Dad: 270 columns down, five to go
I would describe myself as someone who has a way with words, making an entrance and constructing a pretty bomb homemade beer bong. Some might describe me differently. They might say I’m funny, selfish,...
View ArticleSorry Mom & Dad: 7 reasons Princess Leia is the ultimate badass of the galaxy
I caved in to the peer pressure of popular culture and watched the entire “Star Wars” saga for the first time recently, and I’m shocked to say — I never, ever, ever imagined I’d say — that The Force is...
View ArticleSorry Mom & Dad: Free drinks come at a price
It’s appears effortless for a girl to earn her free drink at a bar. All she has to do is wear something that makes her tits pop and next thing you know, she’s white-girl-wasted with her friends on the...
View ArticleEditor, writer apologize for column’s content
Statement from Weekender Editor Sarah Haase regarding a column that previously appeared in this space: I’d like to apologize to all those who were hurt and offended by a recent Sorry Mom and Dad column...
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